Zavier Chronicles

The events before the Great Zavier Wars (GZW) take place forming the empires and kingdoms that partake in them. Often plagued with the fog of war, bias, and false testimonies. Misunderstood by many, one day to be recollected by the Chosen Ones. Find the way. Find the light. Find. Zavier.

Remember the tales of old?
Tales?
Yes, the Zavier Chronicles.

by bootyhole brawler March 31, 2023

chronic

1. Word to describe any very good strain of marijuana. This term must NOT be thrown around lightly. (ie.Even if you get the sickest strain's of weed all the time and they are better than what everyone else has, only call the few very best types 'da kronic').
Crystal's, red/purple fibres and healthy green is what yo' lookin for.
2. Extreme or severe. Especially, but not explicably someone who smoke's the above substance everyday."
3. Anything sick, excellent, extreme, severe or funny.

1. Daaaaamn. That shit is da chronic!"
2. "Man, i've had a chronic headache all day."
"Probably 'coz yo' is a chronic."
3. "That was a chronic party last night." (sick)
"I have some chronic news for you." (excellent)
"The most chronic thing happened to me last night." (extreme/severe)
"Hahaha...That's chronic." (funny)

by Diego July 18, 2003

Chronic

This medium height, not too dense Chronic is the perfect combination of good yield and excellent quality. This type of Serious Bud is Sativa and Indica Hybrid best for indoor growing. Won the 3rd prize High Times Cannabis Cup 1994, improved in 2000.
It has a combination of appearances and sweet smell.
It generally has Red Hairs and White Fuzz, THC (not) Crack/Cocaine, and Leaves are a bit Dark.
BUT, may refer to be Chronic laced with Crack or Pure Cocaine for a and more powerful side effect. (Cocoa Puffs)

Chronic
Guy1 - Lets go burn some of dat Dank ass Endo
Guy2 - Fuck yea, Clambake another Doobie
Guy1 - Lets use dat Mutha Fuck'n Hookah, too Bro

by Chronica May 30, 2006

The Chronic

The Chronic litarally means.

One who has faith in weed,
a person totally committed to the glorious cannabis plant,
The best thing possible,
a Dre dre album,
Cannabis,

A person who smokes weed from the minute they wake up in the mornin and every minute of the day untill there last pipe before they go to sleep at nite...

Example: Weed is the only thing in life i believe in.
Example: Hey lod have you got The chronic am needing a smoke?
Example: Hey lad your new 20" Chrome alloys are the chronic!

by dark_lotus2002 March 28, 2008

Chronified

To have smoked a lot of weed (Chronic) and to have became very high, High as hell, Also Chroned

Yo, Money I dont need no mo of dis dank I Be Chronified like a Muder Fucka

by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

Chrondiferous

A word used to describe an object in it's prime or pinnacal of perfection, or better than any other.

Holy smokes, this bag of weed is chrondiferous!

by JM_FM January 13, 2009

Chronessimist

Someone who overestimates the time it will take to do something or go somewhere. The opposite of a chronoptimist.

"I was always such a chronoptimist when it came to sex, though. I'd need to be home at 12, so I figured I'd swing by his house at 9, but we'd be done by 9:30."
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."

"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"

by Palomaprofanity June 24, 2009