cumswindler

Noun. Insult or derogatory term for a person or persons who fellate strangers for shits and giggles by the wheelie bins round the back of BHS. often used as a an arbitrary insult not relating to the actual meaning.

John the Cumswindler

by Fr4nk December 22, 2008

Cumsumption

The act of swallowing semen.

"Alice was quite disturbed at the flavor of her boyfriends semen during her first experience with cumsumption."

by GraceeFacee February 6, 2010

cumstipated

when haveing sex and you have the feeling of ejaculating but nothing comes out and you are stuck in that feeling

john " how was last night with mindy"

kyle " awesome until i got cumstipated"

john " you must have been so embarrassed"

kyle " i was"

by the real quagmire February 28, 2011

cumstroglide

A mix of cum and astroglide brand lube.

A guy lubes up with astroglide and comes in a girl.
Girl- "There's so much cum!"
Guy- "Naw, that's cumstroglide."

by HB88 July 27, 2011

Cumslut

A sexual pet name usually used during intercourse or a sexual activity most of the time used as referral to the bottom (gay) girl(straight)

Jason: uh yeah baby uhhhh suck that cock you little cumslut- you want it uhhhh yeahhhh

Stephanie: it’s a bit salty luv <3

by Unicorn child Tehe August 25, 2020

cumster dumpster

A homie who lets his bros blow a load in his ass after a breakup or when they're feeling a little extra horny. A cumster dumpster can be gay but is most often just a really sweet straight guy

" Yeah ,after me and Michelle broke up two weeks ago, Jimmie has been my cumster dumpster"

by big tiddy goth boyfriend November 12, 2020

gandalf cumshot

The act of where a male cumshot has landed, and has been ejaculated with such a power and strength that it's as if Gandalf himself has gifted it with his aid from the flames of the mountain of Erebor. There are few with this power, and those that do are often in hiding because they do not wish to destroy the world with such a force, or allow it to fall into the wrong hands. A Gandalf Cumshot is easily identifiable if the female is wearing makeup, because the cumshot should have hit it with so much force that the makeup is no more. Side effects may contain the female being dead/partially wounded as a result. Beware.

Guy 1 "Did you see the twin towers yesterday?" Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard Osama Bin Laden did a Gandalf Cumshot"

guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot

by danceonmybelly August 11, 2014