The party got a little out of control and at one stage there was this chick hanging upside down on the clothes line doing Creamed Junkies.
by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012
Get the Creamed Junkie mug.Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.
by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013
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by Manifest Man June 13, 2011
Get the Cream Recycling mug.To cream someone's spine is an ultimate show of dominance and thus should only transpire if the doer has the most malicious of all intents. After receiving head from a hoe or an opponent one their knees. Proceed to shove their head down and expose the bare back. Cum on the top of the spine near the meeting of the neck and back. By doing so the cum will slowly slide down the spinal ridge before arriving at the Crack and inevitably their asshole.
Hold up yo mouth hoe! I'm about to cum. Don't move lemme cream yo spine real quick. DAMN I'll never tire of creaming spines.
by AfricanMenac March 21, 2023
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Get the cream of stool mug.kevin leonardo: for reference this is how hairy my butt is right now
*uses nair cream*
kevin leonardo: oh my god that worked really well
*uses nair cream*
kevin leonardo: oh my god that worked really well
by TheFlagKing July 12, 2023
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Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!
Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!
by Hambonr January 2, 2021
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