craft cravings

When you're Pinterest AF and have an uncontrollable need to build, create, design, and inspire and your friends begin to think you're insane because all you can talk about is creating things.

"I really want to make a desk right now."
"You need to chill it with the craft cravings."
craft

by Sophi_Kylyn February 17, 2017

crafthole

An asshole hipster who appreciates craft beer to a point where everyone else is wrong for liking anything other than what they drink.

My ex-boyfriend was such a crafthole because he only used to drink limited edition beer and told me to stick to my coronas because "I wouldn't understand the complexity" of his drink.

by Diggyz March 15, 2017

Craft-tastrophe

A catastrophe that happens while crafting

It was a huge craft-tastrophe when the embossing powder fell off of the shelf and spilled everywhere

by Jboo7869 August 1, 2017

Craftaholic

A person who loves to do many different types of crafting!

I'm a craftaholic!

by CraftyBaz May 17, 2018

craftymatic

When you’re home sick in bed for several days and you start using pillows to create a DIY Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.

I used ever pillow in the house, including the dog beds, and I still can’t find a comfortable position for my DIY CRAFTYMatic bed.

by Zucchini the Chihuahua May 20, 2018

Crater Cunt

A cunt that feels like it could swallow you whole

Hey bro, look at that crater cunt so big i could make a tunnel

by CrazyGirl1991 August 20, 2018

Crantels

1. Personal belongings
2. Male or female genitalia

1. I had all my crantels stolen from my car by some slimy duckweed.
2. After Jack and Jill's fifth date, Jill got her crantels out for Jack to look at.

by Hodor 1 September 15, 2018