archie cornish

a boy from maidstone who loves rubie clark lots and lots and forever will xx

i love rubie quoted archie cornish

by uwumonstaaa August 10, 2025

naked hallway collision

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.

Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.

Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game

Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut

Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.

Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC

by G kirk April 22, 2011

Dalton Cooper Carlisle

A name for a amazing and handsome guy. I know he does not believe that he is perfect in every way but i know deep down he believes it well at least i hope he does because it is the truth. This guy has put up with my crazy annoying self for almost 7 months now. I love him with all my heart and I always will. I promise.

I LOVE YOU DALTON, MY KING, MY BEAST, MY EVERYTHING.

Dalton Cooper Carlisle you are perfect in every way i love you.

by SDB DALTON'S QUEEN October 2, 2018

Allarie Renn Corless

Stoopid

Allarie Renn Corless stoopid

by Jdhdhdhdhddh January 7, 2023

Take your corgis elsewhere

Please leave it alone the world doesn't revolve around you, its time to listen to some Ariana Grande.

life doesnt revolve around you can you take your corgis elsewhere

by alwaystrusty December 2, 2023

full frontal collision

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.

Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.

by princerinse December 28, 2024