Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.
Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
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Get the Conservative Guilt mug.That Tr*mp supporting conservative is so ugly that if I was falling of a cliff I wouldn’t even ask them for help just because I wouldn’t want to touch them.
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Get the Conservative mug.An individual who is on the right side of the political spectrum, also known as Republicans. Contrary to popular belief, (among libtards) the majority of Conservatives are NOT fascists, A.K.A Nazis. Conservatives are also quite the polar opposite of liberals. For example, Conservatives are Pro-Gun, while Liberals are not. Conservatives are Pro-Life, while (Some/most) Liberals are not. Below is an example of a conversation between a Liberal/Communist (However you want to view it) and a conservative/fascist (Again, however you want to view it).
Conservative: What is a fetus?
Liberal: An unborn human being?
Conservative: Correct, now since they are human, do you think should have human rights?
Liberal: Yes!
Conservative: So, if a doctor kills the unborn human, should it be crime and the doctor or parent be charged with murder?
(Scenario 1) Liberal: Hmmmmmm... I guess so.
(Scenario 2) Libtard: No, because I think abortion is good and a human right!
Liberal: An unborn human being?
Conservative: Correct, now since they are human, do you think should have human rights?
Liberal: Yes!
Conservative: So, if a doctor kills the unborn human, should it be crime and the doctor or parent be charged with murder?
(Scenario 1) Liberal: Hmmmmmm... I guess so.
(Scenario 2) Libtard: No, because I think abortion is good and a human right!
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Get the Conservative mug.Someone who wants to conserve the deep belief of America, where freedom and independence resides. Conservatives are not limited to republicans, as are completely different things.
“I support the people who are conservative.”
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Get the Conservative mug.When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.
Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
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Get the Minute Conservative mug.A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.
Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?
Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
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