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your such a constantino
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Wadsworth Constant

As described on reddit.com by user Wadsworth. The theory is that for every video on youtube you can skip the first 30% without having a negative effect of the content. This has since been extrapolated to written content as well.
"There are 55 characters including spaces in this sentence.
According to the Wadsworth Constant we should remove the first 16.5 characters, let's give it a go.
ld be known as the Wadsworth Constant.
It is also known in the Wadsworth Constant that we should round to the nearest logical point. We are left with:
Be known as the Wadsworth Constant."

Source of quote: notsofatthrowaway
by flippinkittin October 2, 2011
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Wadsworth Constant

For every video on Youtube skip forward 30%. This can also be applied with essay's, movies, posts etc.
Some Dumbass- Dude! Most videos are full of shit in the beginning.

Redditor- Duh, everyone knows that! Use the Wadsworth Constant!

Some Dumbass- The what?

Redditor- imgur(dot)com/gallery/yxfpC
by SplendideMendax October 2, 2011
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Wadsworth Constant

For every Youtube video opened, the slider will be punched to 30%. This is to bypass any unwanted video in the beginning.
"Lol, the real video doesn't start til 1:21. Wadsworth Constant applies."
by clouds31 October 13, 2011
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Constuction de Beton

An Erasmus way to prevent sb making meaningless sex with sb ( frensh expression)
Tonight constuction de Beton in your door.You will not let anybody get inside!!
by PISA February 9, 2005
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Contact China

A fun game which involves two parties, preferably one of which is female. The female sits opposite of the other party, who must get a radio signal from China using the knobs in front of him.
Colin: So in the spirit of the Olympic Games, Bridgette and I played a game of Contact China.

Roger: Whoa. Did you win?

Colin: Yeah, but she was sort of sore afterwards.
by Anteaterking October 18, 2008
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contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.
Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.
by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009
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