Michael Constable

Small town celebrity from Geelong, known for his punce ways and

Person 1: Michael Constable isn't coming...
Person 2: PUNCE!
Person 3: Hey sorry I'm late to this discussion... what are you guys talking about?
Person 1 or 2 (doesn't really matter): Michael Constable.
Person 3: That puncey kid?
Person 1 or 2 (the one who didnt say the other bit): Totes

by Morganyep October 22, 2008

consistently second

one of the sweetest bands ever; plays high quality music; has a very hott drummer

Consistently Second rocks!

by --- September 1, 2004

coniption

to have a semi spaz attack while laughing to hard at a joke;can cause heart attack for the fairly old

the girl was having a coniption while laughing at a inside joke she was sharing.

by MSHS chemist January 30, 2010

constama

contant drama

its always constama with me and you it needs to stop!

by gina sinclair December 18, 2003

Wadsworth Constant

A term coined by Wadsworth on Reddit.com.

The Wadsworth Constant is simply either the removal of the first 30% of selected content or the singular usage of only the first 30% of selected content.

Context: "A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

Wadsworth Constant Applied: "book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

by r-wadsworth October 2, 2011

Coinstar

A coin-counting machine where all the brawls happen. When used, be sure you operate it correctly.

Did you see the guy slammed into the Coinstar machine?

by big_j12 April 19, 2009

Wadsworth Constant

When watching online videos, the Wadsworth Constant states the first 30% of the video will not be pertinent or necessary. The viewer will be able to watch the second 70% without any loss.

This theory holds true to most videos and statements, assuming everything is rounded to the most logical point.

Wadsworth Constant: the intro is bullshit, skip to there, you'll get it.

by Moldyyyyyt October 2, 2011