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coinstar 

A person who seeks attention by being flashy and thinks they know it all. In other words, they think they have all the sense (cents).
My boyfriend was coinstar last night at the party. He was dressed up, dancing with hoes and being the comedian.
coinstar by jackithepi April 17, 2017

coinstar 

see Chanda. Competitors in the coin counting business, but pretty much the same thing. They both have the same purpose and function and are indistinguishable from each other.
The coinstar was irritable today because she had to count a lot of customer coins.
coinstar by ren65 November 17, 2004

coinstar 

a term used for a whore that costs under a dollar and even dispenses change after the deed.
Miriam is a 20 cent coinstar, give her a dollar for her services and she gives 80 cents back.
coinstar by pandalex July 23, 2008

Coinstar 

A coin-counting machine where all the brawls happen. When used, be sure you operate it correctly.
Did you see the guy slammed into the Coinstar machine?
Coinstar by big_j12 April 19, 2009

coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

Coinstar Poor 

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.
Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.
Coinstar Poor by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010