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Comfort crowd

A term used in the comfort crowd music video by Conan Gray. When a person uses a shovel to kill another person then buries them leaving a leaving a rose on top of their grave.
If she does it one more time I’m gonna hit her with a comfort crowd
by Conanxcanon101 April 21, 2021
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Comfort enabled

Comfort enabled is having what's required to be comfortable.
He's comfort enabled after receiving his check.
by Philosofurr March 31, 2025
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fuckass comfort

Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.
I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.
by corvus x3 September 13, 2025
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Shitty City Comfort

Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich
"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."
by justphuckoff October 23, 2019
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.
I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.
by Acerpacer May 8, 2015
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comfort trait

Something you look for in someone that brings you a sense comfort, security, etc.
A: "you're seriously into asses?"
B: "at least it's a comfort trait instead of a fetish, you jerk"
by Ujiak July 20, 2025
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