Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting, Keith had to run to the bathroom to preform an emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

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Dirt G.D. Colorado

A guy from Texas who started from nothing and had gained everything his heart desires. The Alter Ego for James Gary Sturm. If you are reading this, I told you I was gonna make it. And here’s my proof. Also, Gracie Danay Miller, I still love you.

Hey, that’s Dirt G.D. Colorado

He’s a legend

by TheGreatZaZa June 28, 2023

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Colorado O-Ring

When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance

I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

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nucla Colorado

The meth capitol of Colorado

Nucla Colorado that one place I can get meth from your grandma

by ~LiL~Trippie~420 September 4, 2023

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Colorado keagan

King of the fuck boys a wanna be gang member a Crip but the only way they are affiliated is there cripped in the brain. One who is most likely to drop the soap in juice and get that thuggish roughish bone

That faggit was a real Colorado keagan

by Purple nurble February 9, 2022

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