Shit-Brain-Cock-Master

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot

Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master

by f.u.k April 29, 2009

riddled with cock

An easy lady with a penchant for the love truncheon

You might want to give her a miss Brian, she is riddled with cock

by goody2shoes2 September 20, 2011

your moms cock

the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot

dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018

Big Fucking Cock

A Big Fucking Cock

John put his Big Fucking Cock inside his girlfriend.

by SpaceBearX August 1, 2018

The giant horse cock

It weighs over 11 pounds

Random guy: JEEZ LOOK AT THAT GIANT HORSE COCK
me: The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds

by Wesseldeweasel August 27, 2022

cock doc

Someone who is very adept at arousing a penis to its fully erect form and then continuing to stimulate it to ejaculation. This definition is reserved for those who make penis stimulation an art form.

I went home with this girl from the bar last night. I had no idea she was such a cock doc!

or for homosexuals

I was at the club last night and saw that cock doc you slept with last weekend.

by josh summers March 21, 2007

The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.

My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.

by weezarc June 1, 2010