cock

a rooster.

Hey, that's a great looking cock!
wtf man
Oh sorry, I meant your rooster!
oh

by SerbianWarCriminal May 07, 2019

Cock

Poop
In
A

Funnier

Form
(Yes I know funnier is not a word)

Dan: "ah cock I lost my hOmEWorK again!"

by adas2009 May 14, 2019

Cock

A guys big cock meat in ur mouth

*choking* omg oliver ur cock meat is so huge!!!

by OliverIsAFag April 21, 2023

cocked

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.

Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.

by Nojworth July 20, 2006

Cocked

Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.

Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.

by Nector November 01, 2007

Cock

To get fucked over, overworked, be made to do bullshit jobs, to be unnecessarily miserable. Also used as "the cock", or to be "cocked".

"Holy shit, I have to work on the weekend again, but the boss's buddy dosen't? This is cock!"

"Fucking dammit, we just got cocked with a double shift!"

"For fuck sake, we have to stay at work for another 3 hours? Why do we keep getting the cock?"

by Rageaholic October 14, 2005

the cock

something that clayton glassman has one inch of.

clayton looooooooooves the cock!!!

by Wesley :) October 23, 2003