Grandfather Clock

A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."

"You're not a clockmaker"

"Neither is simon"

by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023

Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023

looking at the clock

Looking at a girl’s ass

Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.

by Raptor1172 February 8, 2019

Moyseh clock

Usually results in a Billy with loads of egg on his face

"Utd have signed Ronaldo...tick tock goes the Moyseh clock"

6 months later Ronaldo is on his worse run of scoring for 13 years and Utd are 23 pts off the top of the league.

by Superhoop February 15, 2022

Clock Glancing

The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.

During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.

by imaglancer March 7, 2011

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013