clean dean

When you take a phat shiz and you go to wipe your @$$ and there is nothing on your toilet paper.

Guys I just got a clean dean. My new time record is 20 seconds.

by Mac with a fork June 10, 2020

Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

clean the chimney

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always

Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear

by Absurd_Chalice November 05, 2022

Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 16, 2013

clean cuddles

cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.

"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*

by vengefuII July 01, 2016

clean bill

To drop a grand or more in one sitting.

Dude 1: "How much did u throw down on that whistler trip?"

Dude 2: "At least three clean bills bro!"

Happy Japanese guy: "U guys did some damage!"

by chaser85 March 10, 2015

Clean Olivia

When a girl named Olivia takes care of her man and other loved ones instead of being horny 24/7

“Why won’t you break up with Olivia dawg? She’s ugly”
“It’s fine because she gives me that clean Olivia every night”

by ThaineKushman April 16, 2020