White Dragon Cleaves the Mountains

a civilized term for the sex act in which a woman allows a man to thrust his penis between her breasts; titty-fucking.

Man: I find it very easy to get off when the white dragon cleaves the mountains.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.

by WhiteDragonTamer January 12, 2012

Beaver Cleaver

1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire

1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.

by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004

Cleave

Stick a caramel drenched churro into a woman's vagina. Remove the churro and insert a man's penis into the now caramel-filled vagina. Dip the churro back into the caramel sauce and insert it into the woman's anus. Continue fucking both of the woman's holes until both parties climax. The man then pulls out his caramelised dual-cum covered cock and the woman licks it clean.

J: "What are Claire and Steve doing in the back room?"
P: "She grabbed the caramel sauce, so they must be cleaving"
J: "Oh man I love it when my woman gives me the cleave"

by Juanana January 25, 2014

window cleaner

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!

This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!

by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011

Alaskan Pipe Cleaner

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.

I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!

by oberon and puck have gay sex January 19, 2009

Cleaved

To give someone a blowjob and go so deep, they also put the balls in their mouth

JC has no gag reflex, he cleaved the guy he picked up last night

by cwhs September 28, 2018

Steveland Cleaver

When you kill someone in Metal of Honor or Call of Duty with your melee weapon.

I snuck up on a guy in Medal of Honor and Steveland Cleavered his ass.

by Rm 7167 Rowan University 2010 October 17, 2010