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Cedric Claus

The black cousin of Santa Claus, but instead of bringing presents, he robs you of house and home.
La'Shaunda: "Momma, momma, Cedric Claus musta' come las' night cuz our TV be gone!"
by bcktwngrl April 2, 2011
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Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger

A special Christmas burger that's flavored with cumin!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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200 mile clause

When your girlfriend lives at least 200 miles away, gives the other partner ( male or female ) the ability to make out with whomever they choose with no repercussions from their partner. However, they cannot go farther then making out, that would enact the 300 mile away clause.
Friend: Dude you just made out with that chick! You have a girlfriend !
Guy: Its okay man, 200 mile clause.
by ABCD2017 March 2, 2014
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Herpes Cluster

Usually (in females) herpes forms on the outside of the vagina, but in some cases (hookers and or prostitutes) it can form a cluster on the inside of the vagina.
"Man, remember that hooker you got for me for my birthday? Well while I was eating starbursts out of her fun place, I accidentally ate a Herpes Cluster. Now I have a mad rash everywhere!"
by easylovedonna February 10, 2009
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cunt cluster

a group (usually two or more) of man utd fans waiting outside the ground to enter
look at that cunt cluster over there,let's go beat their spotty fuckin faces off.......
by dave November 25, 2004
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cluster fudge

The G-rated version of Cluster Fuck. Not to be confused with Fudge Cluster, which is what stays on your ass if you don't wipe well.
Teenager: "Thanks mom, now my whole day is one big cluster fudge!"

Mom: "Well then maybe you need to start wiping a little better when you're done."
by joe307 March 13, 2010
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Doodie Claus

Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.
Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.
by Spanky the Pirate April 2, 2004
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