The G-rated version of Cluster Fuck
. Not to be confused with Fudge Cluster
, which is what stays on your ass if you don't wipe well.
Teenager: "Thanks mom, now my whole day is one big cluster fudge!"
Mom: "Well then maybe you need to start wiping a little better when you're done."
The excrement stuck on your ass when you don't wipe well
"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"
"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."