Clarish

A personality that says "Look at me! Look at my boobs! Listen to me! OMG I am the best!"

Dont' be so clarish!

You are a clarish beast!

by i love being better than everyone April 11, 2008

caring

Used to sarcastically state that you really do not care what someone has just said.

Mike: yea, so I worked out again today.
John: caring.

Mike: Tiger just got a hole in one!
John: caring.

by sarcastic guy September 15, 2007

clarinet

a torturing device when played by a retard

Man "stop playing that fucking clarinet you fucking retard

by sidewalk banana June 1, 2009

Charing

The best girlfriend ever to walk the faces of the earth

I've got a charing with me

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

clarence

This morbidly obese walrus kid on a Cartoon Network show named after him. He's a loser.

Clarence is a moron

by SUMFURRYTHING September 15, 2016

Dirty Clarinet

A sexual act that begins with anal penetration, then the man removes his dick from the woman's ass, and she proceeds to suck his dick while fiddling with his balls, resembling playing a dirty clarinet.

I got the best dirty clarinet last night, but then that dirty ho tried to kiss me so i had to give her a dutch oven to teach her a lesson

by R . C . November 4, 2009

Clarinetting

(Verb) The act of a white woman fellating a black man's penis, so called both because of the similarities between a black penis and a clarinet (long black and cylindrical) and the fact that traditionally homely white girls play the clarinet.

"When she told her parents she was going over to her boyfriends house to go Clarinetting, they had no idea she meant she was going to go suck her black boyfriends cock."

by FunnyjunkReposter September 13, 2012