snuff chuff

An eye watering fart so bad that it causes those in the vicinity to gag and choke.

Oh my god who just dropped a snuff chuff ? That's fucking vile !

by Lonefox GD May 18, 2016

Hooting chuffer

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about

S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

BUM CHUFFER

A person who does explosive farts which regularly result in shity pants.

Marcus the bum chuffer has shit himself again

That bum chuffer needs to carry spare pants

by Entry level July 29, 2024

Buff her chuff

Giving her a good session of anal, coz she's a yoghurty fucker after multiple sex sessions of cum dumping in the vagina. So you decide to use the rear door and "buff her chuff"

I went home with her and she was well up for it. I didn't want to stir someone else's porridge so I decided to buff her chuff

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Ripping it up the chuff

When you’re really going ham at something, You could be bouncing off the limiter, hooning it to win a race, speeding in your car casually whilst enjoying the racing line of the empty 3am roads (Only Pros of course) blasting through your workload at work to get things done quicker.

As well as the above and many other applications, It can also be used to express your feelings towards a spicy Sinorita you may have laid eyes on.

“He’s really ripping it up the chuff now!” “We’re gonna have to absolutely rip it up the chuff now lads were late” “nah don’t worry we’ll be fine, we’ll rip it right up the chuff mate” “I’d Absolutely rip her RIGHT up the chuff, fucking hell she was fit” “go on RIP it up the chuff”

by PFresh November 26, 2020

bring the chuff

When a friend says bring a chuff, they are referring to bringing a portable charger. This is only common in Australia

“oi bring the chuff to the party”

by yayeethahaha February 13, 2021