I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...
Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"
Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"
Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"
Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
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The first of 3 CGI movies sequeling the Playstation game, Final Fantasy VII. Release date is scheduled for September 13, 2005 and will be available for UMD.
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1. Advent Children
2. Before Crisis
3. Dirge of Cerberus
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1. Advent Children
2. Before Crisis
3. Dirge of Cerberus
Two years after meteor, Cloud is confronted by two men looking for "Mother." Now Cloud and the gang will have to fight back to save the planet (again) and some children being held captive by a mysterious villain, who resembles Sephiroth.
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