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urban chastionary

A common phrase used after a user attempts to Add/Submit something legitimate or humorous on urban dictionary and is soullessly denied. Urban chastionary - designed to prevent the editors from publishing anything, keeping their anal retentiveness intact.
'Dude I just tried to publish a word on Urban dictionary but guess what? They've got that fucking urban chastionary belt on again :(. HOW WILL I EVER EDUCATE THE NATION OF BEANS AND CUMGUZZLING BITCHES'
by Baxtermandem December 3, 2013
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weed cheater

When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.
"Hes a weed cheater, and never throws down"
by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014
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Battleship cheater

A person who uses sleight of hand to move a ship on their own board in which the opponent successfully hit, and now becomes a miss. This tactic is almost always done when there is nobody else watching over the game, as it's difficult to prove that the person cheated otherwise. These kind of people are so obsessed with winning that winning is more important to them than friends, or even family. They're usually left to sit at the dinner table alone each night.

The most common Battleship cheaters are around 30-45 years of age and usually involves a stepson because they are insecure of losing a game to a 10 year old, even if said game is based almost entirely on luck.
Kid #1: "A4!"
*Stepdad scratches head with one hand while moving his Cruiser to the B row*
Stepdad: "Miss!"
Kid #2: "Hey I saw you move your ship. I cannot believe you are a Battleship cheater!"
by IronicParadox84 March 8, 2019
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Binge-cheat

Binge watching a show you love together, without your significant other
We broke up because his lying ass binge-cheated on me with Parks and Rec
by Captain Christian March 20, 2020
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Desk Cheat

Method of cheating at school that consists of a student asking about one of the multiple answer questions to the teacher and another student knocking on the desk repeatedly. The number of knocks is equal to one of the answers, so if the other student knocks on the desk 2 times, it's option B.
Student 1: Teacher, what do I have to do in question 3?
Student 2: *knocks on desk 3 times*
Student 1: (Thinking) So it's option C! Thanks for the desk cheat...
by Yooshee August 20, 2020
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National cheaters day

national cheaters day is November 16th , on this show love , appreciation , & expose the ones who stepped outta their relationship for you
tomorrow is national cheaters day & im finna post sarah ass to show her boyfriend
by luvvajass October 3, 2021
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loyal cheater

A loyal cheater is a cheater who is loyal to everyone she cheates with.
by theyyenvyyleia October 27, 2022
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