cappicola

a man, usually in the 50-60 year old range, who is sexually undesirable

I wanted a chicken tender sub, but all they have here is cappicola!

by Colleen Kelly June 25, 2006

Cappy

Noun: A father who doesn't pay child support and gradually loses contact with his children.

"My dad hasn't talked to me in years and he doesn't even help out my family financially anymore. He's such a cappy."

by hansonpaulsey November 22, 2009

Capped

getting your dick sucked.

The guy fixing the air conditioner got capped off instead of paid cash.

by f.lynn.spry August 29, 2011

cappelletti

A food for pretentious cunts, only eaten in solitude.

Joe knocks on the toilet door.
Matthew: Fuck off i'm eating my cappelletti.
Joe: Pretentious cunt.

by Joe Birch May 10, 2008

bottle capping

When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise.

"I was bottle capping with this girl last night."

by Spanky November 3, 2003

capper

to flop your dick out. I made this word up because a famous Aussie footballer Warwick capper went on Celebrity Big Brother (Aussie edition) and flopped his dick out in front of two of the female celebs because and got kicked out of the house as a result.

When going to the toilet, you'd capper and piss.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Cappio

The act of wearing a nice watch and being a nice peice of ass.

Guy 1: You're looking good today, man.
Guy 2: Thanks, dude. I thought I'd be a Cappio today.

by thewalkinggod March 24, 2011