caffiero

No one likes this person

I hate that caffiero

by Anonymous 121 June 6, 2017

Chaffetz

Holding government officials accountable, and saving taxpayers money.

The DHS secretary got a taste of Chaffetz after he was outed for spending 1 thousand dollars on coffee.

by djasc September 14, 2017

Caffeeding

when you pull all-nighters because college is killing you and you need to pump yourself full of caffeine the next day since drinking vodka in class is frowned upon

"Why are you drinking so much coffee??"
"I'm caffeeding myself!!"

by taypsu2 February 14, 2018

Cafferkey

Scadinavian noun for a vagina.

Greg “hey Derek you got a penis?”

Derek “nah I have a Cafferkey”

by Castiel02 May 8, 2018

Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018

caffoholic

Someone who is addicted to energy drinks and depends on them if they don’t have one they Yeet their nan down the stairs

Me:Nan can I have a energy drink
Nan:no
Me:but nan am a caffoholic
Nan:nooo!
Nan gets yeeted down the stairs

by Caffoholic January 2, 2019

Caffiction

Being addicted to caffeine and coffe based drinks.

Geez, today my caffiction is not letting me do anything until I get that good caffeine in my system.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019