panda cow

Quite simply, a cross between a panda and a cow.

Guy 1: "Dude! that thing is whack! It looks like a panda and a cow made it! wtf is it???"

Guy 2: "dude, that's a panda cow!"

by Stonaaar August 1, 2008

cum cow

A man who needs to cum constantly or becomes ornery, like a cow who has not been milked and has swollen udders. He requires daily "milking" to stay normal, or is at risk of going into a frenzied whiteout.

-Why is Neal whimpering and moaning at us?
-He's a cum cow, and hasn't ejaculated in the past 4 hours. He just needs to be milked.
-Too bad he has zero game. This could go on for weeks.

by BDP reproductions August 4, 2018

have a cow

To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.

Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)

by Nick D October 21, 2005

Eat Cow!

A nonsensical battle cry of Shiny's Earthworm Jim. To ready one's foe for an attack.`

En Garde = Traditional
Eat Cow = Newer, more obsucre

by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004

Show cow

fat useless want to be rich boy living off his dads money. usually has a hair cut that makes his head look like a toilet bowl scrubber. who's diet consits of milky ways and dr peppers

Brantley shaw is really a show cow

by Dlovvorn February 5, 2010

Miserable Cow

A person--usually an overweight woman--who is always complaining about something trivial.

Man, my boss is such a miserable cow. If she won the mega-millions jackpot, she'd whine about having to go to the bank.

by mulligan69 July 28, 2014

cow pussy

Literal translation of the popular Chinese phrase 牛逼 (pronunciation: Niu Bi). Means "awesome" or "dope."

Dude, that film was so niubi (cow pussy) man.

by whatube February 12, 2018