convictionis

its a condition where a woman gets bunk ass surgery and their nipples fall off.

Those huge black craters made it easy to tell she had suffered convictionis.

by c-town April 3, 2004

connectionitis

Synonym for connectile dysfunction, the inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

I was expecting him to be online now... could be connectionitis.

by forkalsrud May 8, 2007

Inception Conception

When you get pregnant from sleep sex.

You're Pregnant?!" "Yeah, it was an inception conception!

by WithAnE July 2, 2011

french connection uk'd

A subtle way to describe a state of being in which one has consumed enough alcohol to the level of being "fucked". This expression stems from the French Connection brand abbreviation "FCUK" and its similarity in spelling to the word "fuck."

"Oh look, Bill's trying to start his car using his TV remote."
"Yeah, he's pretty French Connection UK'd."

by Mr Sifter November 18, 2011

Ginger Connection

a feeling experienced by anyone who is ginger. typically, a ginger will see another ginger, and they will give each other a specific look, acknowledging the struggles of gingers as a species

ginger: *gives the look at another ginger*
friend of ginger: lol bruh what are you doing
ginger: hush my non-ginger friend, we are experiencing the ginger connection

by emilyisginger June 16, 2018

VV connection

When Veru and Vojta say the exact same thing. Their minds are connected. It’s some kind of telepathy.

V: comedy and tragedy together, komedia
V in the exact time: comedy and tragedy
OMG THAT’S VV CONNECTION!!!

by AnonymousRaT November 28, 2018

Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010