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Internet Fart Chair

Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.

The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.

Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.

Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
by drgrant June 6, 2005
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Kick the chair

To commit suicide. Such as doing yourself in by kicking a chair out from underneath you to hang yourself.
"Dude, did you hear about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah man, I heard Courtney basically made him kick the chair. It's a shame."
by KDaviss August 5, 2009
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Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.
by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008
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chaichai

Originates from Mandarin. Refers to a kid, or someone cute and cuddly.
Isnt he such a chaichai?
by penguin April 12, 2005
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Chain E-mail

Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.
Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."
by Kyreshis February 17, 2008
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chairorism

The act of any unwanted modifications to a chair; usually performed by chairorists.
Leroy: Why is my chair lowered?
Bob: Must've been an act of chairorism.
Leroy: Friggen chairorists.
by Asno667 May 27, 2008
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chain coker

Noun;

One who excessively drinks large amounts of Coca Cola despite the negative effects, such as sleep deprivation, excessively being hyper, and rotting teeth.

It's worth it.

You know it.
Jen is a chain coker; that is her tenth coke of the day! No wonder she is constantly awake!
by XakaiXameX February 21, 2009
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