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monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.
As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.
by Craig July 7, 2004
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Butler

Pronunciation: "But-lur"

Verb:
- To "Butler" is to change one's Facebook password during the laborious period of examination leave in order to study instead of procrastinating.
- One must avoid the creation of groups, IM chatting, wall posting and status liking by "Butlering" their Facebook account.

Adverb:
- Butlering
Person 1: I can never revise for my exams! I'm always on Facebook. It's too DISTRACTING...
Person 2: Hey, I'll Butler it for you :)
Person 1: You'd do that for me?! YES! I'm freeee!!
by leeswim247 January 24, 2010
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buntie

a word used to describe slutty preppy chicks. used predominantly by other preppy's while they roll in their parents new cars.
Hey Bupinder Dhaliwal, did you see that buntie walking by Pic-A-Flic? I wouldn't mind making her one of my wives.
by brody December 17, 2004
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butler

n. The Butler inhabits the land west of Charlotte, NC. It roams the land while singing lyrics to awful songs by 80's hair metal bands. The Butler has a ridiculous mullet and an insatiable love of pornography. It answers to the names Butler, Slutler, Butt-Butt, Buttslut, and Pedophile.
Hey, are you guys going to Lincolnton? If so, beware! The Butler may be lurking!
by Walker, Texas Ranger May 13, 2005
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Busties

A person (busty) or people (busties) who are very much like a whore. A plural noun for BUSTY. Someone who sleeps with more than one person, in a week.
"Damn them girls is some true Busties, they all fucked Jason in one night."

"I heard it was an hour?"

"Shit, they busties, they prolly did".
by CH1PMUNK March 1, 2009
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Melissa Butler

Basically the worst type of person there is. Is the biggest slut known to any breathing object, has an awful sense of humour and worst of all is English. She's a certified mongo and is in the lowest class for all of her subjects, an incredibly dumb person. Basically do not talk to her unless you want to fucking die, thank you.
by HatefulHuman August 15, 2017
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Butler

Ciel: "Sebastian is one HELL of a butler"
Alois: "Claude says random things to sound cool but doesn't make any sense, that's what makes a Trancy butler"
by Admin-Chan June 10, 2017
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