friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

by Kyle May 13, 2005

cock burn

The extremely uncomfortable rash accumulated by masturbating to the point of penile-death.

Man, those pornos at the sperm bank suck, I got cock burn it took me so damn long to get off.

by John Fogerton May 24, 2006

The Stupid! It Burns!

A phrase used to describe the sensation one feels when exposed to a highly contagious condition rampant in the general public--The Stupid. The Stupid can be readily identified through illogical acts, writings, or profuse verbal diarrhea. Listening to politicians and celebrities increases one's risk for exposure to The Stupid. The exclamation may be accompanied by the overwhelming urge to facepalm.

Sarah Palin: **insert any sound bite**
College Graduate: "The Stupid! It burns!"

by CrazyChicken January 22, 2010

muffler burn

A hickey

Wow dude, what were you thinking when you let that chick give you that big ol' muffler burn. It looks nasty haha.

by o ReVelatioN o February 28, 2009

Jacob Burns

Super sexy guy rollin' on 9"; probably the most perfect person on earth.

Jacob Burns has a massive dick

by Danielle Perez December 9, 2012

Burning ass

The old family game of attaching 12 inches of toilet paper in the crack of your ass and downing a beer before it burns up. With one hand tied up, you give a light up cue to your assistant at the same time as putting the bottle or can to your mouth. Once COMPLETELY empty the beer container can be dropped and your hand is free to relieve your behind of the licking flames.

Daniel insisted that we do a third round of burning ass before dinner.

by Rasmus H May 19, 2008

pussy burn

When you're doing someone so hard and fast that you rub the skin on your penis raw from the friction burn.

Ow, maybe I went a little too fast last night, I pussy burned my dick.

by psycho09 May 22, 2007