Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglar mug.Eve. (Pejorative). The First woman per the Christian Bible. Can also refer to females of the human race.
by Jody South July 2, 2024
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Burglared • burgered • burgled • burgard • burglar • Burglarization • burglarize • burglar technique • Burgledog • bunglard
by Dark_Brotherhood May 23, 2024
Get the Dog burglar mug.Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024
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¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.
¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.
It has been a long time since the WORD BURGLAR Reggie Regg has burgald my ip. I don't blame him, it's a cultural thing.
by Johnny4zero January 7, 2025
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by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025
Get the Turd burglar mug.Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.
by 28getalife April 10, 2025
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