blokemanship

Where a guy can prove or disprove his levels of blokemanship by his actions and or comments. If he does something poor with regard to his mates or says anything shit, he has low levels of blokemanship.

If Dave drinks all of your beers while your in bed trying to sleep, he proves he has extremely low levels of blokemanship.

blokemanship by coij July 1, 2011

Blojealous 

(blah gel ous)When your significant other is jealous of the time you spend blogging or reading blogs.

What! Are you blogging again? Get off the computer and spend time with me.

Dude, seriously, stop being blojealous.

Blojealous by Blogger71 October 22, 2011

BlokeJob 

A 'Bloke Job' is blow job administered by an Englishman. If he's just finished eating his fish and chips with malt vinegar and mushy peas … all the better.

BlokeJob

BlokeJob by Mxytgkdd September 17, 2013

Blocephus 

An endearing term used between gay male country music fans or gay cowboys.

Why is he going with him to the Taylor swift concert? Oh that's his blocephus. They saw Brokeback Mountain last week together.

Blocephus by Kman63 December 19, 2013

blodesur 

Pronounced blow-ed-sir,
A blodesur is a mythical creature, who, like the vampire, survives by drinking blood. If they wanted to, they could force their fangs to be seen and eyes will turn red if fangs are visible.
Males tend to have slim builds as females are curvy. Hair either extremely light or incredibly dark.
They cannot see during day, water can irritate skin and are far stronger, faster and logical than humans.
The bite of a blodesur is mildly painful, as if two razors are piercing the feeder's skin.

The girl screamed as the blodesur dug it's teeth into her.

blodesur by ..._Shadow_... June 29, 2016

Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect

"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."

Bloke Hold by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016

Blogee

A blogger still in the learning process.

At the moment I'm a blogee, but in the need future I hope to blogger.

Blogee by Brandit April 19, 2018