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Birthday

It means something different depending on age group:

0-3: Too young to understand
4-9: Best day of your life
10-14: Day you're treated better than usual
15-19: Day opposite sex is more likely to put out
20-death: Day to celebrate a year closer to death*

*Exceptions is with your 21st Birthday due to it being the legal age of adult and you are now considered old enough to consume alcohol legally and some age in your mid-sixties due to being old enough to retire.
Birthday reactions:

Young child: YES!!!!! I'm now a year older!!!!
Pre-teen: Yes! Closer to a teenager
Teen: Hopefully a (member of opposite sex) will do me tonight
Adult (Normal): Hooray I'm a year closer to the grave.
Adult (21): TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!
Adult (60s): Finally, I can retire
by Gaaraofthedamned July 13, 2011
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The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.
Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"

Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."
by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009
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Birthday Karma

When one realizes that his/her own birthday is coming up, usually within about 30 days, which leads them to post happy birthday messages on their friends' Facebook walls whose birthdays fall within said 30 days.

The idea behind this is to seem nice and boost their positive karma so when their birthday comes around, they receive more birthday wishes posted on their wall on Facebook.
Steve, quit trying to boost your Birthday Karma by posting birthday wishes on your friends' walls. We all know you're not being sincere about it.
by subatomicpotato July 14, 2010
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by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017
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birthday envy

The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.

(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)
Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"

Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)

Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."
by B. Robinson May 25, 2007
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"Dude, why are you so pissed?"
"Its my freakin birthday!"
by stephmey August 4, 2008
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Reverse Birthday

A sex position in which the male re-creates his birth and rubs his head on a woman's clitoris.
I've got major chafing down there from John's hair when he did the reverse birthday on me yesterday.
by SMAK418 September 28, 2009
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