shark battle

A battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark's top fin. The combatants then proceed to headbutt and bite each other while making shark sounds.

The two shark battle combatants ended up in the hospital.

Shark battles are illegal in Texas.

by Argonak April 13, 2008

Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.

by AFake July 26, 2010

Sucks Battery

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...

Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'

by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012

Batting Clean-up

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.

I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested

by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012

Face Battle

A cooler version of the word "kiss".

Good day, lady, I challenge you to a face battle.

by jacobiswiggy February 8, 2014

Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition

A 1999 re-release of Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, and its expansion pack, Beyond the Dark Portal, classic RTS games centered around battles between orcs and humans, with a good campaign and great multiplayer, both enhanced in the Battle.net Edition re-release. Plenty of cool magic and weaponry to keep people entertained for hours and cheap to buy since it's old. Unfortunately the game does not work on Windows Vista and its LAN can be messed up by multiple network interfaces. Predecessor is Warcraft 1, spiritual successor is Starcraft and sequels are Warcraft 3 and WoW.

I pawned those orc noobs thinking they were so cool with their bloodlust by hitting them from the sea with 1337 human battleships! Not as imba as you thought ur race was in Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition, eh punks?

by Natorat May 29, 2009

3d Medical Battalion

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than suffered by holocaust victims.

Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?

by Sailor Jacques June 12, 2012