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Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016
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bender strays

finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town
1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda
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Bendered

Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.
example 1 I got bendered by Mark today at the trailhead.
example 2 I bendered hard this morning
by awgi October 4, 2018
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Bender Dwarf

A very common design for garden knomes, involving pointy ears and homosexual art
I just saw one o, they bender dwarf lookin like a gnome down in fini
by MagicMushroomVlad January 23, 2019
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Blender Fluid

Any type of frozen drink or smoothie concoction
Sally admitted she was a blender fluid girl in her preference of drinks
by sheila in the car June 13, 2019
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Bender Defender

A bender defender is somebody who will defend a bender in any circumstance, and in most cases, is bent
Guy 1: I hate gay people, why do you defend them?
Guy 2: Because i'm a bender defender!
by xxdannyg69xx July 13, 2019
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Bender Spender

A slutty homosexual sugar baby that lives on fast numourous relationships for fast money. Very snakey and shady and bank currupts their partner very fast.
I swear Greg is only in relationships constantly to get money for his Gucci belt and shoes.Hes such a Bender Spender
by Riceinmypitties September 13, 2019
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