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Flying bacon Sandwich

a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
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grab the bacon

Getting the best (usually a girl) and leave the crap for the rest
"Prom is coming up soon. Hurry a grab the bacon."
by Jay Kang November 5, 2006
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Bacon Party

1. The Bacon Party is a new political party which is trying to establish a baconocracy where bacon RULES! Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!!

2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!
1. In the 2012 election the bacon party won in a greaseslide!

2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!
by jmspaesq November 10, 2010
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Bacon

Undercover Officer: You got crack?
Street Hustler: Crack?! Smells like bacon up in here.
by lexicon June 15, 2003
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baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.
"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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Bacon seed

Piglets. Young pigs that some day will become adult pigs that can be turned into bacon.
Person A: What a cute little pigpie.

Person B: If you give it enough water and food this bacon seed will turn into bacon
by Superwanker 2000 March 29, 2013
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bacon slit

Another word to describe the edges of a womans vagina.
I want to fill that bacon slit with my meat.
by L man June 12, 2006
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