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[hairy balloon knot]

soley by appearance, the knot of a hand tied balloon resembles the human anus in its puckered form.
hairy gives reference to the"balloon knot" been of human anatomy and not synthetic.
my hairy balloon knot is itchy as hell

that crazy chick stuck her finger up myhairy balloon knot !
by biffabelly August 9, 2010
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wet ballon

A fart that squeals like a ballon losing its last bit of air.
Dude that sounded like a wet ballon, you better check your pants.
by Lingopronva November 10, 2014
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baboon ass

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.
Have you ever seen a baboon's ass?
by Joe January 10, 2004
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A Magic Balloon

Something that you are happy that you have found.
"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"
by Orchestralmayonnaise December 8, 2009
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Baboon Tits

A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.
Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.

Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.

Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

Josh: My god.
by Mackster86 February 1, 2009
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bagoong

Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.
Holy batshit, Perlita, open the windows when you cook with bagoong.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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balloon

man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon
by afroman April 17, 2002
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