bacon cleanse

A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.

When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a [bacon cleanse}

bacon cleanse by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017

Bacon Snake 

A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.

I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.

Bacon Snake by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021

bacon bits 

Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits

Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)

bacon bits by TheCRACKERman July 20, 2008

bacon brigade

The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.

The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...

"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"

"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."

"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"

"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"

bacon brigade by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005

bacon beacon 

a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.

"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"

bacon beacon by amy [theblush] February 25, 2008

bacon bits 

Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.

Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)

Watch out...its the cops

Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit

bacon bits by Sokerguy December 18, 2005

Bacon Back 

The act of putting Crisco or another brand of Vegetable Shortening on someone's back when they are sunbathing without their knowledge.

Oh man, I can't believe you bacon back'd Jake. Just listen to his back sizzle.

Bacon Back by Colin Harris April 3, 2006