borken

when you are broken beyond repair. so broken that you are borken. unable to form sentences or words properly

my computer is borken
i am borken
my whole life is borken

by mani 4 December 12, 2018

Bork, bork, bork!

A language modeled after the much beloved Muppets Sweedish chef who would often say "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! usually puts emphasis on vowels and pronunces W's as V's, and O's as U's. The language is meant to resemble how a person who speaks sweedish would pronounce american words.

Bork, bork, bork! translation:
(It helps if you say it outloud)
Eh lungooege-a moodled-a effterr deh mooch behluvved-a Muppehts sveedeesh cheff ooh vood uften sey-a de "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! eh-oosuly pootss effassis on-eh de vowools oon pronunceeze W's ez V's ehnd-eh de Oo's ez Uz's. Teh lungooege eez-eh mehntt doo reezembul-a ow eh perssunn speakks sveedeesh vood-eh pronunceez-ah ahmehreekaan verrds.

"Hey! Did you figure out how to change your language on Google yet?"

"Yeah, I even set it to Bork, bork, bork!"

by elgoog February 12, 2010

Life of Boris

Life of Boris is YouTube channel from Tallin, Estonia. In 3rd April 2019, channel have 2.181.400 subscribers, but number of them is increases all time. Channel is held by guy called Boris who uploaded his first video on his birthday, 4.may of 2015. Name of that video is "Cab driver Boris: THE CHEEKI BREEKI BEGINS - A slav montage". Not so much things are knowed about owner of channel since in every his video he wears balaclava and doesn't talk much about his private informations. His name is Boris, he was born in 4.may (year unknown, maybe 1989 or younger). In videos he speaks English and use strong Russian accent and since few times he talked on Russian very well it's possible that Russian language is his native and that he is from Russia. Some sources said that he is maybe born in Bulgaria from Moldavian or Russian parents but that is not confirmed. Most known thing is that he live in Estonia now. Except main channel, there is another one speacialy made for uploading videos of playing Slavic games, called GopnikGaming. Boris is also owner of Weslav.com web store where he sells hoodies , t-shirst, ushankas and other things with motives of Slavic life and his channel. Life of Boris channel also can be followed on Instagram (@the_life_of_boris), Twitter (@life_of_boris) and many other social networks. Also you can easily contact him via e-mail address squatsuperstar at gmail dot com .

Welcome to the official Life of Boris YouTube channel! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of Gaming, Cooking, Reviews, Animation and Tutorials content, including Slav games, GTA gameplay, Live gaming, On a Budget recipes, Slav cooking, How to Make guides, Country Reviews, Car Reviews and animated content. -official description of channel on YouTube.

by Analitičar April 3, 2019

Boris Johnson

An Ignorant shithead that runs britain

Guy 1: Hey you know that Boris Johnson bloke?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.

by Angus the cock sucker October 19, 2019

Borther

Originally, it was a somewhat common mispelling of the word "brother", often by baby boomers, people attempting to imitate Hulk Hogan, and Fudds. It's now used often to troll people, and is used as a mild joke when shitting on boomers in gun communities, and biker communities. It's also especially popular on /k/, other boards of 4chan, when adding complete silliness to a post.

Boomer: do yuo like the 1911??/? IT won 2 worl wards shooting God's own caliber!
Normal Person: It's a decent weapon.
Boomer: AW HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!

by Dr. Fudd's Boomer Repellent July 18, 2019

Bornee

The outer rim of your nipple(not the pointy part)

Ian Peck has a big bornee it pwnzors all!!!!

by Pwnzorman March 22, 2005

Boran

He’s so handsome. Boran has the most beautiful smile. Honey coloured eyes and very long eyelashes. He has a good big heart, he wouldn’t hurt a single soul.

Wow, he’s a tough & super handsome guy. I bet his name is Boran.

by strawberryflavour November 25, 2019