Can't be arsed

Used as slang for.

I can't be bothered.
I need to go to town but I can't be arsed.
I should be doing some work but I can't be arsed.

This is the original definition.
Alternate saying
I can't be asked.

Apparently more polite but means
I've gone deaf?
I don't understand the question?
I don't understand English

I could write more definitions but I can't be ARSED and no one has ASKED me to.

by **whos.using.my.pseudonym? February 25, 2017

assdove

1. One who is soft on the ass.
2. When anal sex feels like pretty white birds flying out of your ass. Or in.
3. When one of God's creatures shits on your face.

1. You're so nice to my ass ;; Your cock is like a little birdie.
2. ...Was that a fart, or an assdove? :C
3. GODDAMNIT. ASSDOVE MUST DIE.

by s. spencer March 21, 2008

assdust

The glittery perfume that strippers wear.

You can overdose on assdust, it can make you do all kinds of dumb shit like pay $10 for a glass of water.

by Joe-B-Wan December 25, 2010

ased

Based but I forgot the b.

Fuck I forgot to put the b in based, too late now though.

by MistressChing February 17, 2023

fing-arsed

When your finger slips throught the toilet paper and goes into your anus when you are wiping your ass after taking a shit.

After eating the Mexican buffet , I ran to the bathroom to take a shit and I got fing-arsed because they had cheap toilet paper.

by Rockville June 11, 2009

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

when some dumb motherfucker tries to talk about something no one cares about or you could copy this and make it say despacito or something

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

by anonymous April 23, 2021

The one who asked

He's constanting running, he omnipotent, faster than the constep of speed.

Person 1: Who the fuck asked, you bitch
The one who asked: i did

by The one who didn't ask December 15, 2022