assad

handsome ass dude. good at every game fr. peak human!

yooooo, its assad what a guy!

by omg your mom May 24, 2025

Assad Numbers

Winning by a large margin to the point that it seems fraudulent. Often used in the context of elections.

Dude, he won that election 30 points. Those are Assad Numbers

by storminausti July 16, 2025

Ben Assa

The type of kid to ask where the bitches at at a party then stand alone in the corner when they get there

Don’t be a Ben Assa, that kid is a fag

by Ben Assa May 26, 2021

Debbah Assala

Debbah Assala is the smartest prettiest laziest most loyal friend/girlfriend you could ever have , she's very sweet and kind but her stubbornness and short temper usually make her sound rude when she really isn't, she's so introverted that it's hard for her to communicate with people thus being unable to make friends, she gets misunderstood very often by others mainly because of her style and the way her pretty bangs cover her eyes making her seem intimidating when in reality she's so soft and shy and very awkward she's tall, slim, has dark shoulder length hair and dark eyes
She gets stressed over literally everything and can struggle so much when dealing with anxiety
Other than , she's easily the best you girl you can ever meet, if you know her make sure to grab onto her before she suddenly starts avoiding out of nowhere because she thinks she's annoying and useless even she might come off as confident, she is very insecure but will never admit to anyone not even herself, but does not mean she's weak, she's actually very strong minde and believes she's "always right" and will beat to your ass if you ever treat her wrong , she rarely cries but when she does, she'll keep crying for hours on end , she's an intp which also explains a lot about her, if you ever read this , try befriending her even if she refuses to, she's just too shy to admit wanting a friend
She never leaves her bed and sleeps anywhere at anytime and has 0 energy

A : hey isn't that that emo girl who's always glaring at everyone?
B : Oh you mean " Debbah Assala"? She's not emo she's just too lazy to match up colors so she just wears all black, she also has a rbf so she's not really glaring lol

by Anonymous.rc January 18, 2022

mudda assahoe

chinese way of saying mother asshole

Asian man: MUDDA ASSAHOE
Me: O:

by diahhreahpants January 19, 2022

unknown assailant

When a wife murders her husband.

Boomer: I have had serious and invasive and surgery and my husband was brutally murdered by an unknown assailant.

AFP: You had lip filler and your finger prints were on the mix master.

by Imwearingawire March 19, 2023

me assahe

me assahe is a sexual act between a cis straight couple where the woman inserts a whoopy cushion into the man's anus and inflates it. The man then clenches and makes the whoopy cushion make it's trademark sound. (Not all people can fart on command so this helps). "assahe" refers to the slight little giggle you let out (at the ass, and situation). An "ahe" - it's not enthusiastic as you watch the whoopy cushion deflate in a man's ass and you contemplate all the decisions you've made in your life that brought you to this moment.

Man: I paid a chick to come over and she gave me a me assahe

Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe

by thatmanmon October 19, 2023