Alan

alan. hes alan.

alan: alan.
guy: yeah thats alan

by bigbadoops69420 April 20, 2022

Alan

ALAN IS SO HOT HE IS A CURLY HEAD MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM HE HAS A HUGE PENIS THAT LOADS OF CUM GET OFF OF HIM PLS DATE HIM

ALAN THE MAN

by alaniscute May 19, 2022

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

Alan

Big dick

Oh wait that’s Alan, he must have a big dick

by Bickerousdickouerous November 20, 2021

Alan partridge 26

Alanpartridge26 is an amazing tiktoker with a few thousand followers! He is very funny and is a comedian and guitarist!

Have you heard of Alan partridge 26? His guitarist skills are incredible!

by Ruby d November 2, 2021

Alan Li

This word is often used as a compliment to define someone of high sigma grimace Ohio fanum rizz.

Alan Li: Ohio rizz sigma fanum tax skibidi edge ohio grimace shake alabama💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(❁´◡`❁)(●'◡'●)╰(*°▽°*)╯(^///^)

by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015