Hiking the Appalachian trail

A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice.
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.

A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"

"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"

"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}

"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."

by Bison80 June 30, 2009

Appeaser

-Blacks and Latinos voting Republican
- Latinos supporting Trump
- Neo nazis in Bogotá

Hector: you Leftist fuck, I voted Trump
John: you appeaser piece of insignificant shit.

by chokooooo888 February 28, 2019

appendix

Someone who ruins the party; a complete loser; the opposite of "the life of the party"

Anthony is such an appendix.

by anthonyisaloser March 4, 2008

apperance

Apparent appearance

Observational apperance discusses previous reverence employing irreverent language use as means deliverance as cultural connotations make possible brotherhood underlying harmonies understood towards a greater good.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

appendage

Noun.
Describing the need for change.

1:-Ah crap, I need some Tippex.
2:-What for?
1:-Appendage!

by Hefelumpman March 24, 2005

ranal-apper

one who is homo-sexual in nature, insult

Ha Ha Davey's a ranal- apper

by The original generic October 6, 2003

appalacian anal intruder

During intercourse, you pull your member out and slam it into the brown eye of your partner. Term originates from hillbillies in West Virginia sneaking thier heat seeking meat muscle into thiers sister's fudge dispenser.

hey man! "why did your girlfriend break up with you?"

"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009