breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.

by mimiknows April 27, 2015

bread lip

Someone who has dry crusty lip.

"Dude you have some bread lips.....put some chapstick on your dry ass lips".

by bonitaamazon November 6, 2013

Goh-Bread

The ultimate meal of sustenance and re-invigoration of pure strength known to man.

"Wanna be awesome like me buddy? Then eat some Goh-bread!!!!"
"Yo chill man, I don't want no trouble, I'm just here to have a good time"
"Dam straight fool!"

by Digital Demon June 15, 2011

Nat bread

The build up of cut around the head of your penis when you do not wash it.

After sex he did not wash his penis and the nat bread build up

by Florence843 July 20, 2018

Coochie Bread

Bread made with yeast from the vagina.

Man, that was some really good coochie bread

by AScaredBurrito October 16, 2020

Bread Sauce

When you sit on someones face and take a shit

"I just bread sauced your mum"

by sheery December 24, 2008

Bread Bowled

(Verb) When a woman takes an empty (but warm) bread bowl and uses it like a pocket pussy on her man's penis.

Michelle totally bread bowled John last night - he got that warm gluten for sure!

by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020