mink job 

having someone put a thumb in your asshole and jerking you off at the same time. followed by a sucking of the thumb

that Chinese girl gives a mean mink job. and she doesn't mind sucking the crap off her thumb.

mink job by knightwolf May 22, 2009

mo job

A blowjob performed by a man with a mustache.

You know who has a majestic mustache?
Who?
Tom Selleck.
Totally, with a mustache like that he could give a phenomenal mo job.

mo job by Lorne Joel February 23, 2011

tape job 

When someone's personality is so irritating and unbearable that during sex, you need to tape them over the mouth.

Dude, at least with a butterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. With this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. What a motherf*cking tape job.

tape job by sunshinetellem April 11, 2011

Boob job 

Sam gave the best boob job last night @samantha.gomez9

Last night Sam came over and gave a boob job because she needs money. Add her she's desperate

Boob job by King_of_Hearts_Tim November 14, 2019

Hose Job 

When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating

"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"

Hose Job by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020

Shrimp Job 

When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob to a person with a smaller than average dick. Or in other terms, a”micro penis”.

That dude’s dick is so small, girls give him shrimp jobs instead of blow jobs!

Shrimp Job by barcc September 24, 2023

comatose curb stomp blow job kick 

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

comatose curb stomp blow job kick by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018