National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022

suck my clit

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.

dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it

by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024

kindness sucks

Kindness sucks. And so do you. Every down vote proves this to be correct. All goody two shoed people who care more about feelings than facts. Not making people uncomfortable in poverty. Kindness sucks. Handouts, free shite, welfare, living on the dole, and lazy fuckers too incompetent to hold their jobs, homes and car payment with out liberal , dismal apocalyptic feely pukesticks giving away the farm, barn and cow.

See those liberal fucktard goody two sgoes handing out food and money's to those lazy goldbrickers?

Yeah?

I work for what I get, pay taxes and support laws and the police. ...kindness sucks for them

by #beadickheadforREALS March 1, 2021

suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021

Suck Duck Moron

A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it

What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020

superman suck

intense juul suck or crAzy dick suck

Yo bro she gave me that super man suck.

Damn bro you just Superman sucked my juul

by Superman suck April 6, 2019

Suck on that bougie

An expression of displeasure with a person, object, or situation.

I didn't like the way you said that, so you can suck on that bougie, punk!

by Up in thatp January 9, 2017