Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

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Sausage Nipples

How MandJTV (Mikey) describes Miltank (Pokémon)

MandJTV: The problem with Miltank is that it has four giant sausage nipples.

by TravisRenegade January 17, 2024

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nip • nipple • Nipper • nippy • nip slip • nipping • nippledick • nipple head • nipple cripple • Nipply

dual nips

Pressing female breasts together and licking both nippers at once.

"Hunny please do the Dual Nips again!"

by Tony's Treasure 😉 February 20, 2024

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petty nipple

1. A None/ unknown lactater that produces SYNTHETIC milk.

2. A male to female breastfeeding

3. A person with a large areolas and a taco 🌮 meat upon thy breast.

This petty nipple ass bitch is breast feeding this damn babydoll!.

" No she didn't try to show off that flat ass chest with her petty nipple ass!

by Lickemloe December 27, 2023

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Areola-Nipulitus

A condition caused when receiving an impassioned hug from a female while seated and her nipple rubs along your outer ear and practically enters the ear canal, essentially becoming a fleshy Q-Tip.

While shadowing Eric anywhere, he is often surprise hugged at his desk by the females in the office... or at lunch... or driving through the garage (in which they launch into the driver's seat through the open window; that shit really happened). It is then I point out the Areola-Nipulitus infection left in the wake of the less-than-innocent embraces.

by Victim of circumstance January 2, 2024

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