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Progressive metal

Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.

Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.

Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote

An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.

In short, the math nerd of metal
*At an Opeth show*

Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*

Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple

Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?

Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now

Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.

Friend: Wow
by Crilbus January 27, 2019
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Dirty mendal

When she farts on your face and a little bit of shit gets caught between your teeth.
Hey babe you just did a dirty mendal in. E do you have a tooth pick?
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Navy Metal

When a tough guy navy prick listens to music. Pretty much the least amount of talent is required to play this music. He thinks he sounds cool listening to metal, but everybody knows hes a douche.
Adam: Bro, I hate John's taste in music.
Steve: ikr, listens to all that navy metal
by Dontuseyourrealnams February 27, 2019
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Team Metal

A Delta Force team consisting of team leader Sandman, gunner Truck, marksman Grinch and all-around Frost.
Cleared New York's jamming signal tower, disabled a submarine, rescues the US Vice President, braves the Paris toxin attacks to get Makarov's man, then tried to rescue the Russian President's daughter.
Died when a diamond mine collapsed on them.
Team Metal are the oddball group you ever see.
by Kay Tutan Tayo June 24, 2019
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Sheep Metal

A type of heavy metal music that appeals to lame weak people with no independent thought. Bands like Nickleback, Five finger death punch, and newer Metallica ( post AJFA) would be best described as " sheep metal " . A good way to know if its sheep metal is if your little sister or parents like it . Then more than likely , its sheep metal .

The term was coined by Lips from the band Anvil. While participating in a listening session with CBS' " jam or no jam" , when Metallicas enter sandman was played , it was refered to as " sheep metal " by Lips.
listens to Avenge seven fold " this is weak , it sounds like sheep metal "
by ebach April 10, 2020
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Beasts Mentailty

A Youtube Channel ran by Angel The Lion and Wolf Mentailty that ranges from paranormal investigation to demolition videos
Example 1: I like to watch Beasts Mentailty videos.
Example 2: Have you checked out the new Beasts Mentailty videos?
Example 3: Those Beasts Mentailty vides are the best.
by daddylion July 3, 2020
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scrap metal

What you call any steel/brass/aluminum item that you're too lazy or ignorant to repair.
I often find still-usable items at the junk yard that most folks consider to be merely scrap metal, but that I know how to salvage and make work again.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
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