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dick click

Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.
When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.
by Bructus September 30, 2010
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fluffy dick

When you nut so hard you become Asian and your dick is super fluffy now.
I fucked this Swedish housemaid super hard and now I think I have a fluffy dick.
by Cuntfusser December 19, 2017
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Stanky Dick

The odor on your genital area created by not showering and/or washing your genital area after sexual intercourse.
Last night I slept with Michelle and now I have that stanky dick.
by ElSantos November 11, 2011
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Dick Munker

A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.
by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005
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Urban Dick

An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.
*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"
by Devil On Yo Shoder January 7, 2012
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Dick tester

Some one of either sex who tests out the dicks of others
Man, she is such a dick tester.
by n3cr0 January 15, 2010
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dick-mouth

what ur girl gets after she just got through giving u a blow-jay.
Man 1: Yeah sometimes i can't even kiss my gf.

Man 2: Why is that?

Man 1: Because she usually has a case of dick-mouth.
by sylarfan187 April 1, 2010
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