penis cheese 

a cote of yellow cheese around a dick

Sabrina has lots of penis cheese,so very much she can build a cheese fort with it

penis cheese by DickPuncher69 October 3, 2005

coon cheese 

Coon Cheese: Can be confused as a racist phrase although is actually just a brand of cheese.

"Howdly Doodly young chap, you gots any of that COON cheese?"

"Oi thats racist you dog!"

"No, no, no young bizwy I meant the brand COON of cheese I have the bomb diggity, no discrimination, ma G"

coon cheese by WoRdO_jOe October 22, 2017

beaver cheese 

Curdled duck butter.

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!

beaver cheese by J-Dawg March 15, 2004

crottage cheese 

The white, cottage cheese like, substance that is found around the base of the penis after fucking a dirty bitch. Also see Fromunder cheese.

After I fucked that dirty bitch, I noticed she left her crottage cheese ring around my dick and balls.

crottage cheese by Jeffrey G. September 11, 2005

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

Muffaroni & Cheese by Spoodge March 11, 2008

ghetto cheese

a low paycheck. worse than minimum wage

employee: i quit!

boss: whats all this about?

employee: fuck your ghetto cheese. i aint workin for your cheap, bitch ass any mo!!!

boss: why he gotta nigga drop?

ghetto cheese by Kamil P/Jonathan B January 3, 2009

Guch Cheese 

The nasty, pasty, chunky stuff you find in your guch after sweating up a storm.

Example: I just tea-bagged that guy on halo, and I said "want some crackers with that guch cheese?"

Guch Cheese by Dylan Ray Collins March 26, 2009