The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.

Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.

by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022

Olive Oil Cake

Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.

How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent May 3, 2022

Pan without the cake

A Pansexual that has no ass

Damn im such a Pan without the cake

by 404cisnotfound May 13, 2022

Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

A mixture of foods that is bound to kill any creature that eats it

" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake killed my dog"

by chickenP0X_box July 7, 2022

Give her some cake

Give her some time / fat on the sides

She’s not here yet : cmon man give her some cake

by Catchathisarvo July 12, 2022

Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022